fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

(Source: nasturbate)

alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

gnarly:

i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace all at the same time i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work

canyounotmywaywardson:

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3

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(Source: hungarian)

llieo:

holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway

cumfort:

feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored

(Source: cumfort)